Warzée teases the Devils, Belgium‑France, Kevin De Bruyne targeted
In the Vivacité studio, the microphones crackle as Jérôme de Warzée launches his debrief of the Belgium‑France duel. He points the finger at the Red Devils, mentions the performance of the Blues and doesn’t miss the chance to mock Kevin De Bruyne, dubbed a “squeaky‑voiced”.
A Titanic analogy for the duel
He compares the match to “Titanic”, stating that you can watch it twenty times hoping that one day the iceberg will capsize the ship. “It’s so déjà vu that I wonder if the scenario wasn’t generated by AI,” he jokes.
Warzée adds that one could change the cast, the director or even field a B team. He imagines France arriving with eleven men drawn at random on the Thalys, even fielding its U‑14 in flip‑flops, without the Red Devils getting away.
Critique of Kevin De Bruyne
“Before, when Kevin accelerated, all the defenders panicked… Now you can tell that it’s his cardiologist who is panicking,” the commentator says. He continues: Kevin’s brain remains in the top league, but his legs are already a bit in Saudi Arabia, he is becoming more and more squeaky‑voiced, and cars stop at the intersection where he positions himself.
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“Michael Olise walked through our defence like one strolls through the Champs‑Olisé,” Warzée adds, highlighting how easily the winger breached the Belgian defensive line.
Pierre‑Yves Paque filmed the video “WunderDiables”, anthem of the Red Devils for Euro 2024 in Germany, with Martin “Kiki” Charlier and Adrien Devyver. Yves’s name appears in the footage credit.
He mocks the French preparation: “They brought the Pope for three days to the Stade de France, and we, we received Hugues Aufray at the Cirque Royal.” He even quotes an imaginary line from Mbappé in pajamas, whose mother asks him why he didn’t score, and he replies that it’s the Belgians who are under‑performing.
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Warzée concludes by highlighting the numerous sterile attacks of the Red Devils at the King Baudouin Stadium, even mentioning the possibility of a René stadium in Canada. He promises to return next week for the second leg, the Red Devils ready to set off again.